When it happens

Dear Sarah,
When you are older we will have the "Talk" but for right now let me tell you this:

When you are, and how do I put this without being crass, surfing the crimson wave (note to self, watch Clueless with Sarah when she is old enough to love it) and on a hormonal war path, your taste buds are also raging a war of their own. A battle between your insatiable need to have something salty and sweet.

This will be one of your hardest lessons in self control and food combinations.

Love,
 your currently eating candy pumpkins and Doritos shame filled Mom